CELINE DION WALKS INTO A BAR

CELINE DION WALKS INTO A BAR. The

bartender says, ‘So, why the long face?’

A HEAD WALKS

INTO A BAR

and asks the

bartender for

a drink, and

after he is fi  nished, bang! a torso appears. So

the head asks for another drink and after he

fi  nishes, bang! arms come out of the torso. So

the head asks the bartender for another drink

and when he has fi  nished, bang! legs appear.

The head is thinking, ‘Hey, this stuff is great,’

so he asks the bartender for one more drink for

the road and bang! his whole body disappears.

The bartender turns to him and says, ‘You

should have quit while you were a head.’17