You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.
Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.
A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
part.
Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
up.
An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't
you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
push, he keeps trying!
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