Thursday

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR


A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR wearing dark glasses, 
accompanied by a chihuahua on a leash. The 
bartender says, ‘Sorry, no dogs allowed.’
‘I’m blind. It’s my seeing-eye dog,’ the man 
explains.
The bartender scoffs. ‘Seeing-eye dogs are 
labradors or German shepherds.’
The man looks alarmed. ‘What’ve they given me?’

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