Thursday

DIFFERENT THINGS WALK INTO THE BAR


A BOOK WALKS INTO A BAR. The bartender
says, ‘Please, no stories!’

A $5 NOTE WALKS INTO A BAR. The bartender
says, ‘Get out! This is a singles bar.’

A GOLF CLUB WALKS INTO A BAR and orders a
beer, but the bartender refuses to serve him.
‘Why not?’ asks the golf club.
‘You’ll be driving later.’

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