A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR with his dog on a

leash. The bartender says, ‘Man, that’s a weird

dog. He’s stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn’t have

a tail, but I bet my Rottweiler would beat the

heck out of him.’

Fifty bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the

Rottweiler gets mauled to pieces.

Another drinker says his pit bull will win. The

bet is $100. There’s another trip to the yard and

when it’s all over there are bits of pit bull terrier

all over the place. The drinker pays up and says,

‘So what breed is that anyway?’

The owner says, ‘Until I cut

his tail off and painted him pink

he was the same breed as every

other crocodile.