A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR with his dog.

He puts the dog on the bar and says to the

bartender, ‘This is the smartest dog in the

world. I bet $5 that you can ask him anything

and he will tell you the right answer.’

So the bartender says, ‘All right. What is 10 + 11

+ 13?’

The dog says, ‘34.’

‘Wow,’ says the bartender and hands over the

$5 note.

Then the man says to the bartender, ‘Don’t let

my dog go anywhere, I have to go to the toilet.’

He hands the dog the $5 to hold onto while he’s

in the toilet. The bartender and the dog start

having a conversation and the bartender says,

‘If you’re so smart, go down the road and get

me a newspaper.’ So the dog leaves, and then

the man comes out of the toilet. He asks the

bartender where the dog is.

8The bartender says, ‘The dog went to get me

a newspaper.’

The man throws a fi  t that the bartender let the

dog leave. He goes out to fi  nd his dog. He looks

all over until he sees his dog in an alley making

love to a poodle. The man says, ‘What are you

doing? You’ve never done this before.’

The dog says, ‘I’ve never had $5 before either